Bitch On Wheels:
My sister, Kathy, just when out and purchased a new Suburban. Yes, she purchased an industrial grade Suburban, the 2500 Series with a 8.1 L engine. That thing can pull 12,000 Lbs.
Why did Kathy get a new truck ?
When Tony and Kathy went camping this year, the found that is was nearly impossible to bring everything they needed as well the dog. Kathy tends to bring everything and the kitchen sink along with her. At one point in the packing process, when Kathy realized she was running out of space, she suggested that they strap the dog cage, along with the dog, on top of their Explorer. When I told her that the Animal Humane Society may have a thing or two to say about that, she reconsidered.
So they spent $40,000 to solve the problem and I got the opportunity to write this web page, affectionately titled, "Bitch On Wheels"
A Picture of The Big Bitch
"That's right, baby, I got 8 lugs on my wheels."
She is officially a member of the 8 lug club
For those of you who are not familiar with trucks, if your truck has 8 lug wheels, it means it is a 2500 or greater class vehicle. This means you stuff 8 of your fattest friends in the car, turn on the air conditioning full blast when it is 100 degrees outside, and pull a massive trailer behind you without breaking a sweat.
This is how Kathy talks to you when she is next to her new Suburban.
Look, even her license plates warns everyone on the road who is in charge.
Look at all that ground clearance!
That means Kathy can stuff as much crap as she wants in the rear of the truck and it won't sag.