Sue's Pool:

As you may recall, my sister, Sue, and brother-in-law, Todd, moved to Arizona. Since that time, we have been subjected to listening to a constant diatribe on the weather in Chicago compared to Arizona.

All we can hear is Sue saying, "it so warm down here, the weather is so beautiful, it is so wonderful, etc...etc..."

Well, surprise, surprise, Sue, you live in the God Damn desert. !

We have all learned how to watch tv, cook dinner, or generally keep ourselves preoccupied whenever Sue calls.

However, we were quite intrigued when Sue told us that she had a pool installed.  All we could hear was about how Sue was swimming in her pool, sitting next to her pool, and cleaning her pool.

Unfortunately, we never thought our sister would be subjected to a Hazard Materials review by the Environmental Protection Agency.

What follows is what can go wrong when you skip basic chemistry classes in high school ?

Click on the picture below to see what the EPA had to say.